What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?